Mommy Long Legs Mirth • Cheers! with Chelsea

We’ve all chuckled at some Daddy Long Legs jokes, but I’m here with some Mommy Long Legs Mirth! Right about now, you’re realizing I’m terrible at joke delivery. Yes, it’s true. However, that has never stopped me from greatly enjoying a “dad” joke. In fact, I will genuinely chuckle at these style of jokes. They bring me so much joy!

Ironically, I don’t believe I have shared some spider-themed jokes during celebrations in the past. Spider facts? Certainly. Fangtastic fortunes? Absolutely! But jokes? Not yet!

Why the smiles? Last week, in the Spooky Little Clubhouse, Miranda dropped some some Halloween-themed dad jokes that got me reeling. Then, at our dinner table on Friday, we started dropping some classics with the littles. Erick found some spider ones and at this point, it clicked on what I could use for a post!

Forthwith, you will find eight tummy-tickling Mommy Long Legs jokes to bring you some mirth this Monday. Just click on the joke to reveal the answer!

Eight Jokes for Mommy Long Legs Mirth

Why did the spider get a job in tech support?

Because he was great at debugging.

What do you get when you cross a spider and a corn?

Cobwebs.

What are young spiders called?

Arach-kids.

What did the spider say to her therapist?

“I feel like I’m spinning out of control!”

What did the fly say to the spider?

“You’re a real buzz kill.”

Why are spiders great at playing baseball?

They catch all the flies.

What spider comes out on a full moon?

A wolf spider

How are spiders ahead of their time?

Because they’ve been on the web for millions of years!

Please let me know if these jokes cracked a smile for you down in the comments! Or maybe you have an even more hilarious one? Leave it for me! Once in a while, I find I could use some silly mirth to spin into the week.